Friday 13 March 2009

Excuse For A Human Being



<a href="http://darkofaydin.bandcamp.com/track/excuse-for-a-human-being">Excuse For A Human Being by Dark Ofay Din</a>

Subject D was often described as an excuse for a human being by Subject C. This was due to the fact that Subject D drank himself in to a stupor before beating Subject D silly. He also had a magic trick that could make large amounts of money disappear without anyone knowing where the hell they had gotten to. Other of his talents were being able to send people from calm to fury in a record time. Boring people with a story he told them last time he saw them. Starting projects and never seeing them through and falling over drunk. His opinions came from news reports on television and out of the papers. He strongly believed that everyone should have a gun and that those who disagreed should be shot. This made his philosophy of life: If you can't beat em, shoot em!. He never came to shooting Subject C as she always hung about for a good beating.
One of his favourite stories was about an ex SS soldier he had met who had gone to a Jewish festivity with a Nazi flag, held it up for all to see and said: drink to my colours!. According to subject D he came out of this in one piece which pretty much tells you who the pacifists where at the party. He would talk of his times mixing with gangsters, of rioting with the police and brawling with anyone and everyone. He liked his own opinions, he liked forcing his ideas on to others and he liked saying: 'When your only tool is a hammer, every problem is a nail'.